Black and yellow ! Version TdF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-oZ4Bug_zA


Je la trouve juste géniale.

Haha, c'est énorme

Le T-shirt "Born amidst salt and smoke" avec le jambon m'a totalement tué

Sympa, c'est pas trop mal foutu en plus !

C'est trop de la boulette ce truc!!!

Citation :

- The night is dark and full of terror
- Yeah! Like my dick!

Yeah, uh huh, House Baratheon
Black and yellow [x4]
Yeah, uh huh, House Baratheon
Black and yellow [x4]

[Chorus:]
Yeah, uh huh, House Baratheon
King's Landing, Dragonstone, Storm's End
Yeah, uh huh, Ours is the fury
Takin' Westeros, Y'all better hurry
Flyin the banners when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow [x4]
Bend the knee and I'll show you who da real king
Black and yellow [x4]

[Verse 1:]
Black stag, yellow field,
Take my rightful throne with this flaming steel
Post-rebellion stuck out here on Dragonstone
My own wife has me in the friend zone
Onion Knight, That's my man Davos
He's My right hand - his hand? Whoops Adios
And Robert's wife slept with her twin brother
Her son Joffrey, what a disrespectful bitch just like his mother
Renly's heading north, claimed a girl as his new lover
But the knight of flowers plays with him under the covers
Melisandre gave me a new start
Azor Ahai, Flaming heart

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
Tired of takin' hand-me-downs from my older kin
Gonna steal the king's crown, get out of storm's end
The ladies like me, with my chest shaved
Step to me Brienne will put you to the test knave
So yeah you best cave, If not to her then Loras
Call him the knight of flowers then you can call me the florist
Representin' Stormlands to The Reach
You and your Red God can go and eat a peach

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
I ruled from the Iron Throne
My warhammer took that royal crown, straight crushed Rhaegar's dome
And my Queen was unapproachable
Now I'm dead and they took Ned's head
I wanna sleep with some whores, drink wine, hunt boars, eat meat, the Targaryens done for, wage war, Baratheon line, true stags to our core, no lions or dragons, better refill my flagon, pour!

[Chorus:]
Yeah, uh huh, House Baratheon
Yeah, uh huh, House Baratheon
Flyin the banners when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow [x4]
Bend the knee and I'll show you who da real king
Black and yellow [x4]
Yeah, uh huh, House Baratheon
King's Landing, Dragonstone, Storm's End
Yeah, uh huh, Ours is the fury
Takin' Westeros, Y'all better hurry
Flyin the banners when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow [x4]
Bend the knee and I'll show you who da real king
Black and yellow [x4]